Things I want to say but would probably get fired
Journal Entry: Sun May 20, 2007, 3:16 PM
1)I am not paid to be psychic.
1a)Monet made a whole fuckload of pictures, no I don't know which one has the waterlilies you want.
1b)No, I don't fucking know which picture will go with your couch.
1c)I don't fucking care if your dog/cat/fish will like it or not.
1d)I don't know how much light your living room gets.
2)Yes, I am the professional. Yes, I do probably know what will look good. So take my fucking advice already! Your picture is red, green mats and a purple frame will not work.
3)What fucking difference does one/two dollar(s) make? You're already getting 10% off! No, I'm not knocking it off the price for you.
4)Yes, limited edition prints are expensive. Yes, I'm sure you could take the same picture and have us print/frame it for cheaper. So how about you just fucking do that rather than standing here yelling at me about the price.
5)You want an estimate on getting a piece framed when you don't know the size, don't know what mats/frame you want and don't know what glass you want or even if it needs glass? Sure! Somewhere between $50 and $2000.
Please note, there are actually nice things I get to say in all those situations, since the customers are looking for service from me. It doesn't actually bother me. After all, it's what I'm being paid to do and I really like the job. The weirdos are only about 5%. Most people that come through are cool.
The last one however... I just want to say fuck you to everyone who does it. Seriously.
6)DOES MY NAMETAG FUCKING SAY "DIRECTORY ASSISTANCE" YOU FUCKWIT?? NO?? HOW ABOUT THE HUGE SIGN OVER THE ENTRANCE?? NO?? THEN STOP ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS!!!
6a)LOOK AT THE GODDAMNED MAP! IT'S TEN FEET BEHIND YOU! THE BLUE AND GREEN DISPLAY WITH A BIG-ASS QUESTION MARK AND A BIG-ASS FUCKING MAP!! IN FACT, YOU WALKED PAST IT TO COME HERE AND INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE/WITH A CUSTOMER!!
Oh, and I'm not kidding about the "Will my dog/cat/fish/bird/whatever like it" question. Lonely little old ladies are a strange breed.
- Mood:
Irritated - Listening to: Some lousy soft rock radio station
- Reading: The Hero with 1000 Faces - Joseph Campbell
- Eating: Apple Crisp (yummy!)
Devious Comments
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"Soli Deo Gloria!"
"Beauty like this will never die."
"Death be not proud!"
Long Time no talk, you should really get your ass back on msn sometime
hope you ahvea good christmas and a happy new year etc etc
mucho love, Melas
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God's In His Heaven. All's Right With The World.
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"...He had, under a veil of incomparable sweetness, something of death and of night. His face was lighted by the light of a dying day, and by the thought of a departing soul." - Les Miserables
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Oh dear god, I seem to have grown up to be the person my mother always warned me about
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i set my clocks early 'cause i know i'm always late.
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Oh dear god, I seem to have grown up to be the person my mother always warned me about
btw: I really like your pics!
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Your Filthy Secret
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Oh dear god, I seem to have grown up to be the person my mother always warned me about
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--darthhorus--
Dark Lord of the Glyph
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can't hug the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- hug 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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Freedom Is The Kiss.
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+ On Soulless Feet We Cross The Floor
We are leaves brushed by the same wind.
We are clouds moving together.
We are artists.
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Means alot to me.
Julia
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Your friendly neighbourhood BBW Super Hero with a Killer ass!!!...MMUUHAHAHAHAHA
Live Love Laugh....BE!
Spread the DA around!
(you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES FOR KISSING:
1 - You -can- kiss the person who kissed you!
2 - You -can't- kiss the person more than 3 times
3 - You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4 - You -should- kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page!
5 - Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6 - You -should- most definitly get started kissing right away
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sachbrush
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i'm not the best, but i'll start making you believe the rest suck!
And thanx for the comments again!
Grtz
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