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Amanda
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Canada
Current Residence: Vancouver, BC
Favourite genre of music: Rockabilly, Big Band, Swing, Metal
Operating System: WinXP
MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen Touch
Favourite cartoon character: Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law
Personal Quote: It is always necessary to be honest. It is never necessary to be cruel.
Interests
1)I am not paid to be psychic.  
1a)Monet made a whole fuckload of pictures, no I don't know which one has the waterlilies you want.
1b)No, I don't fucking know which picture will go with your couch.
1c)I don't fucking care if your dog/cat/fish will like it or not.
1d)I don't know how much light your living room gets.

2)Yes, I am the professional.  Yes, I do probably know what will look good.  So take my fucking advice already!  Your picture is red, green mats and a purple frame will not work.

3)What fucking difference does one/two dollar(s) make?  You're already getting 10% off!  No, I'm not knocking it off the price for you.  

4)Yes, limited edition prints are expensive.  Yes, I'm sure you could take the same picture and have us print/frame it for cheaper.  So how about you just fucking do that rather than standing here yelling at me about the price.

5)You want an estimate on getting a piece framed when you don't know the size, don't know what mats/frame you want and don't know what glass you want or even if it needs glass?  Sure!  Somewhere between $50 and $2000.

Please note, there are actually nice things I get to say in all those situations, since the customers are looking for service from me.  It doesn't actually bother me.  After all, it's what I'm being paid to do and I really like the job.  The weirdos are only about 5%.  Most people that come through are cool.  

The last one however... I just want to say fuck you to everyone who does it.  Seriously.  

6)DOES MY NAMETAG FUCKING SAY "DIRECTORY ASSISTANCE" YOU FUCKWIT??  NO??  HOW ABOUT THE HUGE SIGN OVER THE ENTRANCE??  NO??  THEN STOP ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS!!!
6a)LOOK AT THE GODDAMNED MAP! IT'S TEN FEET BEHIND YOU!  THE BLUE AND GREEN DISPLAY WITH A BIG-ASS QUESTION MARK AND A BIG-ASS FUCKING MAP!! IN FACT, YOU WALKED PAST IT TO COME HERE AND INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE/WITH A CUSTOMER!!

Oh, and I'm not kidding about the "Will my dog/cat/fish/bird/whatever like it" question.  Lonely little old ladies are a strange breed.
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Some lousy soft rock radio station
  • Reading: The Hero with 1000 Faces - Joseph Campbell
  • Eating: Apple Crisp (yummy!)

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Immer-Frei Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Your gallery is outstanding. :love: And your journal made my day. I'm going to hate being a professional if I ever have to deal with that hot mess. XD
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piratefairy-94 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
Awesome gallery :)
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Blackjack041277 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2007
Hey there, Amanda. It's the same black dragon of old. Good to see you're still in business.
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Qiu-Ling Featured By Owner May 21, 2007
Thanks for the favs on "Flawless" and "Fuji Musume"
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crazyshadowz Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2007
Hey, my name is Ashley, and I just moved here (okay august) I'm looking for a photography bud. If you know of a group or anything? or you yourself are in need of a photography buddy IM YER GAL!.... i swear i don't bite! ^_^
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Melas Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2006
hey you:)

Long Time no talk, you should really get your ass back on msn sometime :P

hope you ahvea good christmas and a happy new year etc etc

mucho love, Melas
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crimsonmansion Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
::grabs some ass for the fav::
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ludd1te Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the :+fav: on Towers of Limbo - much appreciated :)
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winterwind Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2006
hey there, thanks for appreciating some of my works!! vanity is an important drive, i must admit ;-)
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ChatNoir13 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2006
Thank you for the favs and comments I appreciate it
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